When you want to insult someone, please be sure to put your years of knowledge into (good?) use. Because when you insult someone, most often, they will find any way to attack back. For me, it would most likely be through your limited vocabulary, if that is your weak point. Allow me to elaborate.

Using the word 'lousy' over and over again does not make it any more powerful nor does it prove anything, save for your utter inferiority. Even a 7-year-old knows what that means. Also, don't be so quick to criticise anything you can talk about. Use your mushy jelly thingy up there, even if it is agonising. Say something that is true (shocking revelation!?). Otherwise it just supports the belief that you're another medical miracle, someone who functions without a brain. But then again, to function is to work, therefore you might not even be considered as 'functioning'. Once your weakness has been found, once you're reduced to a stuttering, stammering mess, crazyass people like me will crush you.

I will go into overdrive and berserk mode. I am Steelix at level 100. I am Attila the motherf*cking Hun. I will pound your pitiful being into the ground and I will pull out your nails one by one. And then I will set you on fire.

Of course, if you happen to be a friend, or a friend of a friend, I tend to be.. more tolerant. HAHAA actually I probably won't say anything at all except, "Hais.". Yeaaaaaaaaaap. Awesumz. ^^

P.S: My stomach? Fucking insatiable.