This is open letter to Mr. Slow. Its main purpose is to torment him.
Dear Mr. Slow,
I'm sooooooooooooo sadddddddddddddddd because you promised to play a game with me but decided to study and then take a nap.
- Soon-to-be-ex-if-you-don't-do-something-about-it-Girlfriend.
Naw, I'm just messing wit ya. :D